Gloria Quote #747
Quote from Gloria in Daddy Issues
Gloria: Anyways, I'm gonna go and run some errands. If Jorge arrives before I'm back, please don't bore him with this stuff.
Jay: Jorge was this steamy Latin musician your mother used to date. Apparently she feels she has to invite him here, instead of just thinking about him while she pages through a high-school yearbook on her third Scotch like a normal person.
Gloria: Jay, don't be jealous. It was 20 years ago, and I only dated him for six months. And we never had what you and I have.
Jay: Well, that's nice to hear.
Gloria: It was only physical.
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