Cameron Quote #1158
Quote from Cameron in Royal Visit
Mitchell: You have a farmer's tan.
Cameron: What have I told you about that expression? I can say it
Mitchell: Oh, my- T-t-t That's why you're burned. You went Royal watching!
Cameron: I was only gonna stay for a second, but George Brett George George Brett cornered me. And you know how I am with famous people. I can't say "No". Remember when I spent the entire day at the pool with Downtown Julie Brown?
Mitchell: You shamed me into coming here only to leave me soaking in a bowl of trauma soup?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Royal Visit’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Haley's dating this genius astrophysics professor who's somehow making her smarter because, last week, I called Pluto a planet and Haley laughed at me. In pity. Haley.
Claire: Haley.
Phil: Haley.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Do we think that Haley is suited to a professor, because I more saw her with a Gilligan type?
Phil: Come on, now. Lots of happy couples aren't the exact same level of smart.
Claire: That's true. We work.
Phil: Yeah. Wait. When you say, "We work," do you think you're smarter than me or I'm smarter than you?
Claire: I think I'm smart enough not to have this conversation.
Phil: Oh, my God! You do! You think you're smarter than me! Okay, hotshot. How many patents do you have? Headscratcher TM, Aspirin Gun, Polite Car Horn that'll put an end to road rage. [high-pitched] Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Wow. Henry's dad did such a great job with the birthday party for the kids, huh? "Henry's dad".
Jay: "Henry's dad". I took Joe to see "African Queen" in CinemaScope.