Phil Quote #1583
Quote from Phil in Royal Visit
Claire: So, Bill, you are a firefighter?
Bill: Yeah, my three favorite things are helping people, sliding down poles, and hanging off trucks, so I figured might as well make a career out of it.
Arvin: Well, it's good that your favorite things weren't chloroform, duct tape, and windowless vans.
Phil: [laughter] Claire, the joke is he'd be a kidnapper.
Claire: I got it. You know, Phil used to think it was "duck" tape. Like, duck.
Phil: Claire didn't understand the ending of "La La Land".
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‘Royal Visit’ Quotes
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Phil: [aside to camera] Haley's dating this genius astrophysics professor who's somehow making her smarter because, last week, I called Pluto a planet and Haley laughed at me. In pity. Haley.
Claire: Haley.
Phil: Haley.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Do we think that Haley is suited to a professor, because I more saw her with a Gilligan type?
Phil: Come on, now. Lots of happy couples aren't the exact same level of smart.
Claire: That's true. We work.
Phil: Yeah. Wait. When you say, "We work," do you think you're smarter than me or I'm smarter than you?
Claire: I think I'm smart enough not to have this conversation.
Phil: Oh, my God! You do! You think you're smarter than me! Okay, hotshot. How many patents do you have? Headscratcher TM, Aspirin Gun, Polite Car Horn that'll put an end to road rage. [high-pitched] Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Wow. Henry's dad did such a great job with the birthday party for the kids, huh? "Henry's dad".
Jay: "Henry's dad". I took Joe to see "African Queen" in CinemaScope.