Cameron Quote #1152
Quote from Cameron in Wine Weekend
Manny: Now why would these chairs be out here, and how do they connect to the moose?
Mitchell: These footprints are in a really weird pattern. Why do these steps feel so familiar?
Phil: Cam and I were out here, um. We were in the kitchen, and we heard a raccoon outside.
Cameron: Yeah, yeah. So, we came out, we we grabbed a couple chairs to to to scare it off. We held held them up like this, and, um, chased the raccoon, but it ran into some trash cans and we were like
Both: Oh!
Phil: And then, uh, it ran up the court this way-
Cameron: Yep.
Phil: And then back a couple of steps and then forward again and then it did a little spin.
Cameron: Yep. That was it. And then it came back at us, and we were like
Both: Right, left. Right, right, body roll, and spin.
Phil: And then, it was just gone.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Wine Weekend’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Oh, it is not that simple. The formula for NERP is very specific: former actress plus confidence based on nothing equals millions in sales of iffy wellness products.
Phil: We should get her a gift for letting us stay here, but what do you give someone who's researching charcoal toothbrushes in Sri Lanka?
Haley: Oh, actually, she's judging a placenta-cooking contest in Minsk.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Thanks for trying to help, Manny. I guess we'll really never know who broke that tiara.
[aside to camera:]
Haley: I broke the tiara. I was alone at the house the night before doing a little private wine tasting.
[flashback:]
Haley: [mockingly] I made a website, and I tell people how to live. Get a latte enema. Drink ocean water.
[tiara clatters] Oh. Ooh.
[back:]
Haley: I knew if I said to my family, "Do not touch", one of those bozos would have to try it on and then think they cracked it themselves. That's right. I'm a little smarter than people think. But lucky, too. That moose almost ruined everything.
Quote from Mitchell
Haley: Obviously, this is the living room. There's a fully stocked bar in the den, and the home theater is downstairs.
Mitchell: Wow. So, your boss launches one style website and she can afford all of this? I wish "1950s closeted father" was a look people were clamoring for.