Jay Quote #1272
Quote from Jay in Spanks for the Memories
Gloria: Yeah, but, you know, that nothing is missing doesn't mean that we cannot add a little something to it.
Jay: Yes, I'm being honest. I've got a few requests for the band.
Gloria: Like what?
Jay: You know, I feel weird talking about it. Why don't we write some of this stuff down, toss it in a hat, and see what we pull out?
Gloria: Ah!
Jay: You fired that right off.
Gloria: That one sounds fun.
Jay: [laughs] No peeking.
Gloria: Ay, I said I was gonna do that one.
Jay: Oh. Right. Let's take it upstairs.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spanks for the Memories’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, you. What's going on? You, uh- You texting a boy?
Alex: Just figuring out my summer plans.
Phil: I remember the summer of my junior year. I followed N.W.A. on tour. Nebraskans With Accordions. This was before Polka Pete was brutally murdered, of course.
Quote from Claire
Sam: Okay, well I must say, you do look beautiful. You remind me of my first beard.
Claire: Thank you. I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets. It's not a bad caption if you're still interested in using me in your magazine.
Quote from Joe
Joe: Daddy.
Jay: What are you doing up?
Joe: I can't sleep. Wait. You eat while I'm in bed? Is there a meal I don't know about?
Jay: A couple.
Jay: But you need to hit the hay, buddy. I need you sawin' logs until 0700.
Joe: I don't know what any of that means.