Gloria Quote #742
Quote from Gloria in Spanks for the Memories
Gloria: Why haven't you been texting me back?
Mitchell: Well, uh-
Gloria: You're judging us, aren't you?
Mitchell: No.
Gloria: This is nothing compared to the things that I have heard that you two do-
Mitchell: Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. I-I never saw your text, okay? All of our phones are in a bowl.
Gloria: Oh, it's that kind of party.
Mitchell: What do you think that we do?
Gloria: I have a problem.
Mitchell: Well, can it wait? I have guests.
Gloria: Your father spanked me.
Mitchell: Eh, it's a buffet. They'll be fine.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spanks for the Memories’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, you. What's going on? You, uh- You texting a boy?
Alex: Just figuring out my summer plans.
Phil: I remember the summer of my junior year. I followed N.W.A. on tour. Nebraskans With Accordions. This was before Polka Pete was brutally murdered, of course.
Quote from Claire
Sam: Okay, well I must say, you do look beautiful. You remind me of my first beard.
Claire: Thank you. I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets. It's not a bad caption if you're still interested in using me in your magazine.
Quote from Joe
Joe: Daddy.
Jay: What are you doing up?
Joe: I can't sleep. Wait. You eat while I'm in bed? Is there a meal I don't know about?
Jay: A couple.
Jay: But you need to hit the hay, buddy. I need you sawin' logs until 0700.
Joe: I don't know what any of that means.