Cameron Quote #1147

Quote from Cameron in Spanks for the Memories

Cameron: Hi, everyone. So, we are about to get to know one another on a deeper, more personal level. I think you all know what the bowl is for. Hey, no. Not your keys, Jotham. Your phones! We are about to rediscover the long-lost art of conversation.
Jotham: What if the sitter calls?
Cameron: Your dog will be fine. Phones, gentlemen, phones.

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 ‘Spanks for the Memories’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

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Quote from Claire

Sam: Okay, well I must say, you do look beautiful. You remind me of my first beard.
Claire: Thank you. I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets. It's not a bad caption if you're still interested in using me in your magazine.

Quote from Joe

Joe: Daddy.
Jay: What are you doing up?
Joe: I can't sleep. Wait. You eat while I'm in bed? Is there a meal I don't know about?
Jay: A couple.
Jay: But you need to hit the hay, buddy. I need you sawin' logs until 0700.
Joe: I don't know what any of that means.