Phil Quote #1572
Quote from Phil in Spanks for the Memories
Alex: What are you even still doing home? Don't you usually open your magic shop by now?
Phil: Yeah. I'm just going in a little late.
Alex: Doesn't sound good for business. And I saw you sneak those carrots out of your lunch.
Phil: I'm trying to avoid one of the other shop owners. Kind of an intimidating character. It started with a dispute over a parking space and escalated from there.
Alex: Hey we don't avoid bullies in this family. We stand up to them. Off you go.
Phil: I don't think you realize what kind of person I'm up against. Yesterday, all my dribble glasses were replaced with real ones. It was humiliating.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spanks for the Memories’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, you. What's going on? You, uh- You texting a boy?
Alex: Just figuring out my summer plans.
Phil: I remember the summer of my junior year. I followed N.W.A. on tour. Nebraskans With Accordions. This was before Polka Pete was brutally murdered, of course.
Quote from Claire
Sam: Okay, well I must say, you do look beautiful. You remind me of my first beard.
Claire: Thank you. I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets. It's not a bad caption if you're still interested in using me in your magazine.
Quote from Joe
Joe: Daddy.
Jay: What are you doing up?
Joe: I can't sleep. Wait. You eat while I'm in bed? Is there a meal I don't know about?
Jay: A couple.
Jay: But you need to hit the hay, buddy. I need you sawin' logs until 0700.
Joe: I don't know what any of that means.