Mitchell Quote #834
Quote from Mitchell in Spanks for the Memories
Mitchell: [aside to camera] I recently got a pretty fancy job working for billionaire Michael Quinly. It's kind of a big deal.
Cameron: It is a big deal. Now, admittedly, throwing a party to celebrate your own reversal of fortune could be seen as braggy. Sort of a rags-to-bitches story, if you will.
Mitchell: Then again, for a while now, when I've been telling my friends that I was struggling, they'd give me "that look" the one that's mostly sympathetic with just a touch of enjoying my pain. So, today, I get the other look the one that's mostly "I'm so happy for you" with just a hint of "I am wracked with jealousy." It'll be good to see the old gang again.
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Phil: Hey, you. What's going on? You, uh- You texting a boy?
Alex: Just figuring out my summer plans.
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Quote from Claire
Sam: Okay, well I must say, you do look beautiful. You remind me of my first beard.
Claire: Thank you. I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets. It's not a bad caption if you're still interested in using me in your magazine.
Quote from Joe
Joe: Daddy.
Jay: What are you doing up?
Joe: I can't sleep. Wait. You eat while I'm in bed? Is there a meal I don't know about?
Jay: A couple.
Jay: But you need to hit the hay, buddy. I need you sawin' logs until 0700.
Joe: I don't know what any of that means.