Joe Quote #44
Quote from Joe in Written In The Stars
Phil: Hey, buddy.
Joe: Are you gonna yell at me, too?
Phil: Listen. The reason Claire was yelling at you was to protect my feelings. She knows I can't compete with you, which is, um which is why I have to ask you a really big favor. Can you pick another girl? I mean, you can have anyone you want, but Claire's all I've got. I'd be lost without her. I don't even know how I got her in the first place.
Joe: You are pretty silly.
Phil: What do you say? Dude to dude, will you back off?
Joe: Okay. Is Haley seeing anyone?
Phil: Easy.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Written In The Stars’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Are you into him or something?
Alex: No! I'm just genuinely concerned you're going to embarrass yourself or me. At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.
Haley: Okay, alls I know is, is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth, and not you.
Quote from Joe
Joe: [aside to camera] Now that I'm six, I like girls, but I love two girls: The Little Mermaid and Claire.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: You see, we have the same address and the same last name. I was just pretending to be a prostitute because my husband has a thing for Jane Fonda in "Klute."
Jay: The body was crazy. Unfortunately, so were the politics.