Alex Quote #320
Quote from Alex in Written In The Stars
Arvin: [on the phone] Have you heard from Haley?
Alex: Isn't she with you?
Arvin: She was and then she suddenly ran off. I think- I think I may have bored her to the point of fleeing.
Alex: You could never bore anyone. You know who's boring? Professor Schaeffer.
Arvin: Agreed. He's insufferable. He never stops droning on. He's like the cosmic microwave background radiation.
Alex: [laughs] Because he's the constant noise you can't get rid of!
Arvin: Thank God somebody gets me tonight.
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Alex: No! I'm just genuinely concerned you're going to embarrass yourself or me. At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.
Haley: Okay, alls I know is, is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth, and not you.
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Jay: The body was crazy. Unfortunately, so were the politics.