Haley Quote #449
Quote from Haley in Written In The Stars
Arvin: There is a theory that suggests the universe is so large that everything that can happen is happening all the time.
Haley: Do you smoke weed?
Arvin: Oh. [laughs] No. Sor- Sorry, I'm a little obsessed with space. I-I built my first Dobsonian telescope when I was 10.
Haley: You made a telescope? The only thing I've ever made was an ashtray for my mom that says, "Rub your butt here."
Arvin: [laughs] Oh, like cigarette butt.
Haley: Yeah.
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