Gloria Quote #738
Quote from Gloria in Written In The Stars
Jay: Tell me about you. What business are you in?
Gloria: Bueno. Well, let's just say, I'm just a lady that works in the evening. But I am not available to any man. So charm me, Mr. Matadore.
Jay: This hotel has the finest closets in all the land. We have lighted rods and soft-close doors.
Gloria: I was once married to a man that endlessly talked about closet. You're boring me very much.
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