Phil Quote #1567

Quote from Phil in Written In The Stars

Jay: I'm not doing it.
Phil: Today, when Gloria found out what we were doing, she said, [as Gloria] "Damn it, Phil. You are so good at Valentine's. I wish Jay was as sexy as you."
Jay: She never said that.
Phil: [normal voice] I'm paraphrasing.

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