Claire Quote #713
Quote from Claire in Written In The Stars
Phil: You need to step it up tonight.
Jay: How? By dressing up in costumes like weirdos?
Claire: It's not weird, Dad. It's fun.
Phil: Yeah. Tonight, we get to be 17 again, when we were just a couple of innocent, wide-eyed virgins. [chuckles]
Claire: [to Jay] Shut up.
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