Phil Quote #1565
Quote from Phil in Written In The Stars
Jay: [answering phone] Hey, Phil.
Phil: Jay, where are you? What are you doing?
Jay: I'm just walking into my house.
Phil: Stop! Don't you take another step!
Jay: What the hell are you talking about?
Phil: Claire just told me your Valentine's plans for Gloria. You're walking into a buzz saw!
Claire: [tires screeching] Get in.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Written In The Stars’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Are you into him or something?
Alex: No! I'm just genuinely concerned you're going to embarrass yourself or me. At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.
Haley: Okay, alls I know is, is that you're being a real Capricorn right now. The sun revolves around the Earth, and not you.
Quote from Joe
Joe: [aside to camera] Now that I'm six, I like girls, but I love two girls: The Little Mermaid and Claire.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: You see, we have the same address and the same last name. I was just pretending to be a prostitute because my husband has a thing for Jane Fonda in "Klute."
Jay: The body was crazy. Unfortunately, so were the politics.