Haley Quote #439
Quote from Haley in In Your Head
Professor Arvin Fennerman: Um, tell me again, why were you in my class?
Haley: I have a very big interview with Nicole Rosemary Page, and she was just-
Professor Arvin Fennerman: Ugh! You know she's a snake oil salesman, right?
Haley: Yes, I know. People complain about the diarrhea all the time, but that is the point.
Professor Arvin Fennerman: Her science is utter nonsense. I mean, space stickers that give you energy, and crystals that absorb Wi-Fi, and seriously $1,200 socks?
Haley: Those sheep eat nothing but sushi.
Modern Family Quotes
‘In Your Head’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: I've been putting on a brave face to squash the darkness inside of me, but what if the worst has happened? How will I tell Claire? I won't. I'll have to smother her with a pillow to spare her the pain, but then Jay will have lost a daughter. I'll have to smother him, too. That's two pillows from the same set. It's a pattern. The police are after me!
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Earl Chambers, my former business partner-turned dumbass nemesis, bought the old horizontal wardrobe. For you closet non-pros, that means he died. Then last week, I received this urn and this note. "You know what to do with my ashes. Follow the path." What the hell does that mean?
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: I can't believe it's almost gone.
Cameron: Look, you know, I've only ever considered opening that twice once early on election night and then when we thought "La La Land" won Best Picture.
Mitchell: I know. It's been a rough year.