Haley Quote #436

Quote from Haley in In Your Head

Professor Arvin Fennerman: You, with the phone! What's your name?
Alex: Alex Dunphy.
Professor Arvin Fennerman: Ms. Dunphy, is my story of saving the world whilst accidentally creating three new elements boring you?
Alex: Uh, no. No, no, no, no, no. I'm so sorry, Professor. Nothing you could say would ever bore me. I revere you. I actually went as you last year for Halloween.
Haley: Okay, it's my phone. Don't blame my sister. [answers phone] Hey, Chelsea. Gonna have to call you back. [gasps] Shut up! Shut up!
Alex: Shut up!

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Quote from Phil

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