Cameron Quote #1114
Quote from Cameron in No Small Feet
Bo: I couldn't help but overhear, since we're practically in the same room and you ain't exactly whispering Can I say something on my behalf?
Cameron: No, you may not! Because if you cared about my sister, you would've been here the moment baby Calhoun was born!
Bo: I know, but when I got out of jail for punching that police horse, I discovered my truck had been towed. I had to sell my plasma for cash.
Mitchell: He thinks of others. Very noble.
Cameron: All I'm hearing is no car, no money, compromised immune system. What a great role model. And yes, he could be a model, but I will not be distracted by those beautiful big blue eyes.
Modern Family Quotes
‘No Small Feet’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Alex: Explain yourself.
Luke: I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts.
Alex: Ew!
Luke: Hear me out. Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought and asked me to sell them online? Right after I listed them, I got a message asking if they'd been worn and sweat in. Before I could lie and say no, I got another message. "Can I see your feet?" Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Oh, this is Gloria. She'll be addressing your concerns.
Mrs. Graham: Nice to meet you. I instantly trust you. Why is that? Oh, I got it. We were once cats together. I joke! I'm not that crazy. [Phil laughs nervously] Now, tell me about the ghost.
Gloria: Well, in these suburban cases, it's usually a low-level haunting, like a dead unpaid gardener, a dead jealous boyfriend, a dead dog who left something unfetched.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Personally, I don't believe in any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo. As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator, is really just two mirrors and a tiny... Nice try.