Claire Quote #696
Quote from Claire in No Small Feet
Claire: Be the change you want to see in the world
Jay: I got here as soon as I could!
Man: Shh!
Claire: In some ways, the words of Gandhi are truer today than ever before. The world is taking notice of the Aurora walk-in, which is blurring the line between storage and sanctuary. [applause] I want to take a moment to celebrate our rock, our foundation, someone to whom we owe a very special debt... Josie.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Rock? Foundation? Josie? Who is that?!
[back:]
Claire: And to thank you all for your amazing accomplishments, I have got an ice-cream cart coming in this afternoon!
Modern Family Quotes
‘No Small Feet’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Alex: Explain yourself.
Luke: I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts.
Alex: Ew!
Luke: Hear me out. Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought and asked me to sell them online? Right after I listed them, I got a message asking if they'd been worn and sweat in. Before I could lie and say no, I got another message. "Can I see your feet?" Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Oh, this is Gloria. She'll be addressing your concerns.
Mrs. Graham: Nice to meet you. I instantly trust you. Why is that? Oh, I got it. We were once cats together. I joke! I'm not that crazy. [Phil laughs nervously] Now, tell me about the ghost.
Gloria: Well, in these suburban cases, it's usually a low-level haunting, like a dead unpaid gardener, a dead jealous boyfriend, a dead dog who left something unfetched.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Personally, I don't believe in any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo. As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator, is really just two mirrors and a tiny... Nice try.