Cameron: So, I shouldn't be telling you this, but Shane, the guy who shot the video, is actually an undercover cop.
Mitchell: Oh.
Cameron: Yeah, and he did the video to sort of, like, humiliate me to get some street cred. And there's a big drug deal going on tonight, but he wants me to steer clear.
Mitchell: Is anyone else aware of Shane's "21 Jump Street" double life?
Cameron: Well, he's not gonna broadcast it out loud for everyone.
Mitchell: But you did get some paperwork or identification?
Cameron: Okay. You know what? I think it's hilarious that the person you don't trust is a hero, who's helping fight the Dexomorphone problem that's plaguing-
Mitchell: I'm sorry. What?
Cameron: The street name is "Dum-Dums," and Shane says there's literally Dum-Dums everywhere.
Mitchell: Okay. So, Shane, not a 16-year-old drug dealer who enjoys humiliating you but a baby-faced police officer, has deputized you, and your first assignment is to stay as far away as possible from a huge "Dum-Dum" deal that's about to go down? Cam, I mean, come I love how trusting you are, but when you start missing things that are that obvious [realizes he's been wheeling a doll around in the stroller], then, well, you know, I don't have to say anything more.