Claire Quote #694
Quote from Claire in Tough Love
Margaret: Oh, Claire, thank goodness. There was a bit of a trucking mix-up. Irving was sent to Julian and can't get to Visalia.
Claire: Well, send Dustin to Visalia and have Irving hit Julian and Ramona.
Margaret: Dustin can't hit Visalia and also Irvine.
Claire: Well, can Julia hit Irvine?
Margaret: Not Irvine and Tustin.
Claire: Fine Send Julia to Julian, Ramón to Ramona, Dustin to Tustin, Irving to Irvine, and I'll drive the damn truck to Visalia!
Margaret: You?
Claire: Yes, of course me, Margaret! 'Cause I have to handle everything anyhow! If not me, who?
Margaret: Oh, no. Mi Hu is going to Carlsbad.
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Jay: It's cute, that grown-up routine Manny's putting on to impress his girlfriend.
Gloria: She's not his girlfriend. She's his teacher.
Jay: Gloria, he brought her home when he thought no one would be around.
Gloria: Manny has been bringing his teachers home since he was a little kid. His 9th birthday party turned into a PTA meeting.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You're gonna love it, Joe. My dad took me to an air show like this for my 12th birthday. We saw Blue Angels, fighter jets, a B-52 bomber.
Joe: Something got bombed?
Jay: Well, my dad. He got in a drinking contest with some fly boys. But that just made it extra fun, 'cause I got to drive us home.
Quote from Joe
Gloria: Joe, why is the fort still in the middle of the living room?
Joe: I need it.
Gloria: For what? Apaches? Are you being attacked?
Joe: Feels like it.