Gloria Quote #718

Quote from Gloria in Brushes with Celebrity

Gloria: Nobody speaks to my son like that.
Manny: No, no, Mom, Mom, Mom. Please don't get up and make a scene and embarrass me more. I'm begging you.
Gloria: Okay, but you don't have to block me in. I am not crazy. I am not the hot-headed Latina that you all make me out to be.
Manny: You sent a cow heart to a children's soccer referee.
Gloria: Manny, what else was I supposed to do?

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 ‘Brushes with Celebrity’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Claire: I've read the same chapter eight times, still don't get it.
Luke: Just say, "It holds a mirror up to society." You'll get your "C" and get out of there.

Quote from Jay

Jay: [aside to camera] Being in the closet business, I met a lot of famous people. I can't name names, but let's just say it's someone who's the boss.
Gloria: [gasps] You met Bruce Springsteen?
Jay: No, Tony Danza.
Gloria: Oh, from the TV show? Nah, she was the boss.
Jay: It's open to interpretation.

Quote from Jay

Lawyer: Do you have any experience with law enforcement?
Jay: Big time. I-I don't trust, uh, cops. Also, I despise robbery victims. They're the real criminals for clogging up our court system.
Judge: Nice try, Juror 3.
Jay: What about economic hardship? The last time I missed work, the California closet market collapsed. Some people think that caused the L.A. Riots.