Mitchell Quote #805
Quote from Mitchell in Brushes with Celebrity
Cameron: Okay, you know what? We have to get on the show. Can you imagine a backyard makeover, what he would do with ours?
Mitchell: Yeah, one word, three syllables, starts with "gah," ends with "zebo." [Cameron is silent] Gazebo.
Cameron: I love gazebos.
Mitchell: I do, too! Now that I'm thinking about it, I have to have one.
Cameron: Oh, my gosh.
Mitchell: Wait, we work hard. We deserve to stand in the shade a few inches off the ground.
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