Gloria Quote #712
Quote from Gloria in Sex, Lies & Kickball
Gloria: Manny, open the door. I know you're in there.
Manny: Mom, what are you doing here?
Gloria: I know that you said that you wanted your space, but it's so hard on me, okay? So I want a text message at the end of every day telling me that you're okay, and three times a week, a picture of your face so that I can look into your eyes and see if you're lying to me.
Manny: Mother, we texted yesterday morning.
Gloria: No, we didn't. That was days ago.
Manny: Yesterday, at 8:37A.M., you asked if I got your care package and said, "Don't tell Jay I gave you a sausage," then you accidentally hit voice memo and I heard you tell Stella to go in the yard and die.
Gloria: I'm sorry. I just miss you.
Manny: I guess it's not so terrible if you stop on by every now and then.
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