Mitchell Quote #793
Quote from Mitchell in Sex, Lies & Kickball
Cameron: Look, if he said Lily's lucky to be here, then he's clearly unhappy at Pepper and Ronaldo's.
Mitchell: I mean, w-what kid wouldn't be? I mean, that house is so sterile. Do you remember when Pepper got made at me and he laid down plastic before throwing a drink in my face?
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‘Sex, Lies & Kickball’ Quotes
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: [after eating and spitting out a Cheeto] And from what fromagerie...
Cameron: You're from Lubbock, Texas.
Pepper: [gasps] You son of a bitch!
Quote from Pepper
Ronaldo: [eating a popsicle] I was skeptical at first because orange is so over right now, but I love it.
Lionel: You like it, too, Pepper?
Pepper: Mm, wonderful. I haven't seen this much artificial color since Ted Turner got his hands on Casablanca.
Cameron: Your grandparents grew up in a trailer.
Pepper: I hate you.
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: Oh, I'm hurt! I'm really hurt! Oh, if you two had any money, I'd sue you.
Ronaldo: Mi amor, it's okay.
Pepper: [scoffs] It's not okay. I'm out in the wild, schvitzing like a line cook. It's one humiliation after the next! Lionel, sweetheart, I want to be the father you need, but this is not me. I hate sports and nature and... and sherbet. God, do I hate sherbet! There's ice cream and sorbet and nothing in between.