Jay Quote #1188
Quote from Jay in The Long Goodbye
Gloria: Joe? What are you making?
Jay: According to this, an ancient beverage enjoyed by sultans and scoundrels.
Gloria: "Bring in the paper, make coffee, pick up Jay's dirty socks." Why are you doing all this?
Joe: Manny says it's my job now.
Gloria: Manny was doing all these things? And I was so happy that you were picking up after yourself.
Jay: I haven't picked up socks since the '70s. Huh, all this time, we're thinking we're coddling Manny, and Manny was coddling us.
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