Mitchell Quote #785
Quote from Mitchell in The Long Goodbye
Cameron: Are you actually accusing me of starting this fire just so we could rebuild our hideous kitchen?
Mitchell: Uh, accusing, no. but when you say things like "hideous kitchen," it does make me wonder.
Fireman: This could be the cause. Most kitchen fires start in the oven.
Cameron: Oh, my God, did... did I leave the oven on?
Mitchell: Well, it appears we found our smoking "bun."
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Pam: They figure out what started that fire?
Mitchell: Yeah, they think it was the oven.
Pam: Well, that's dumb. I turned the oven off 'fore we went on our walk.
Mitchell: You did?
Pam: Yeah, 'cause I'm the only responsible person around here. [thudding, Cal crying] Aw, dang it! Cal rolled off the sofa again!
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Pam: You're low on frozen mangoes. Put it on your list. Oh, and get me a box of lady sticks.
Cameron: What... What... What are you making?
Pam: I'm making one of your fruit smoothies.
Mitchell: Oh, Pam...
Pam: All right, I'm making one of your homosexual smoothies.