Jay Quote #1186
Phil: [playing guitar] ♪ Turn around ♪
Haley: ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely ♪
Cameron: ♪ And you're never comin' 'round ♪
Phil: ♪ Turn around ♪
Mitchell: Me. ♪ Every now and then, I get a little bit tired ♪
Alex: ♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears ♪
Phil: ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪
Mitchell: Who?
Claire: Dad.
Cameron: Come on, Jay. Everybody will remember it!
Jay: That's extortion.
Mitchell: Come on.
Jay: ♪ Every now and then, I fall apart ♪
Claire: There it is.
Jay: ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ ♪ And I need you more than ever ♪
Luke: Is this even a song?
All: ♪ Once upon a time, I was falling in love ♪ ♪ But now I'm only falling apart ♪ ♪ There's nothing I can do ♪ ♪ A total eclipse of the heart ♪
Modern Family Quotes
‘Lake Life’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] It was Scotty, this local lake kid I met on vacation when I was thirteen. I had a huge crush on him, so on the last day, I decided to take a chance and I kissed him. It was my first time ever kissing a boy, so when he pulled away and said that he wasn't "into this," I was humiliated. I mean, I'd obviously misread signals. He was straight. It was five years before I ever made a move on a guy again. And even then, I wouldn't dare unless he was basically floating across the room. Which is why I ended up with... Well, you know.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: So, um, listen. We... We actually do know each other. Uh... Mitchell Pritchett. Summer of '89? I let you have my Nintendo Game Boy?
Scotty: Mitchy Pritchy! Of course! You were mad about that Game Boy 'cause your dad got you that instead of, like, some Cher album.
Mitchell: "If I Could Turn Back Time." Which brings me to why I'm here.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, Gloria, have you ever seen such pristine blue water?
Gloria: Is that a floating duffel bag?
Cameron: No, that's just a buoy.
Gloria: [gasps] A boy?!
Cameron: No, a buoy.