Jay Quote #1185
Alex: Grandpa, stop! We have tons of great memories of you!
Jay: You're just saying that!
Luke: Someone think of an example!
Haley: You used to bring me back magnets every time you went away on a business trip! It was so thoughtful!
Cameron: Yeah, when you found out I was into almond milk, you went to Costco and got me that giant thing of almond milk!
Jay: Well, you like it, and it doesn't go bad.
Phil: When my mom died, you texted me every day for a week to check on me!
Manny: You always save me the red gummy bears because they're my favorite!
Gloria: And me the green ones! Also, the nice life and stuff!
Claire: And... And... And you're really good at saving old pictures of me and Mitchell as kids!
Jay: Getting a little general.
Mitchell: "Run toward embarrassment, not away from it, and you take away its power"! I'm always gonna remember that!
Jay: Good enough.
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‘Lake Life’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] It was Scotty, this local lake kid I met on vacation when I was thirteen. I had a huge crush on him, so on the last day, I decided to take a chance and I kissed him. It was my first time ever kissing a boy, so when he pulled away and said that he wasn't "into this," I was humiliated. I mean, I'd obviously misread signals. He was straight. It was five years before I ever made a move on a guy again. And even then, I wouldn't dare unless he was basically floating across the room. Which is why I ended up with... Well, you know.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: So, um, listen. We... We actually do know each other. Uh... Mitchell Pritchett. Summer of '89? I let you have my Nintendo Game Boy?
Scotty: Mitchy Pritchy! Of course! You were mad about that Game Boy 'cause your dad got you that instead of, like, some Cher album.
Mitchell: "If I Could Turn Back Time." Which brings me to why I'm here.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, Gloria, have you ever seen such pristine blue water?
Gloria: Is that a floating duffel bag?
Cameron: No, that's just a buoy.
Gloria: [gasps] A boy?!
Cameron: No, a buoy.