Mitchell Quote #779
Quote from Mitchell in Lake Life
Mitchell: Hi, again. Quick question.
Scotty: No refunds on the bait. They were alive when you bought them. Oh. Hey, Mitchy. Sorry.
Mitchell: Just curious. Um... How long after we hung out did you realize that you were gay?
Scotty: Oh, no, it was... It was years before that.
Mitchell: Oh. Okay. So... So, back then, when you said that you... You weren't "into this," you meant that you weren't into me.
Scotty: Well...
Mitchell: Because I must have been the only gay kid around for miles, right?
Scotty: Oh, I don't... Yeah, I mean, technically, yeah.
Mitchell: Oh, let me get this right. You're in the middle of nowhere, with no other options, at an age where a boy gets excited by the wind, and you looked at me, and you said, "Ooh, pass."
Scotty: W... I... I'm sorry. I feel bad. It was years ago, though. You want some... free bait? Have a lure?
Mitchell: Apparently, I don't have allure.
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Mitchell: [aside to camera] It was Scotty, this local lake kid I met on vacation when I was thirteen. I had a huge crush on him, so on the last day, I decided to take a chance and I kissed him. It was my first time ever kissing a boy, so when he pulled away and said that he wasn't "into this," I was humiliated. I mean, I'd obviously misread signals. He was straight. It was five years before I ever made a move on a guy again. And even then, I wouldn't dare unless he was basically floating across the room. Which is why I ended up with... Well, you know.
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Mitchell: So, um, listen. We... We actually do know each other. Uh... Mitchell Pritchett. Summer of '89? I let you have my Nintendo Game Boy?
Scotty: Mitchy Pritchy! Of course! You were mad about that Game Boy 'cause your dad got you that instead of, like, some Cher album.
Mitchell: "If I Could Turn Back Time." Which brings me to why I'm here.
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Cameron: Oh, Gloria, have you ever seen such pristine blue water?
Gloria: Is that a floating duffel bag?
Cameron: No, that's just a buoy.
Gloria: [gasps] A boy?!
Cameron: No, a buoy.