Luke Quote #415
Manny: Shut up! It's your fault for making me rub those sticks together so fast.
Alex: My fault? We wouldn't even be out here if it weren't for these two lizard brains not being able to keep it in their pants.
Luke: You're just jealous because we don't hate ourselves for being attracted to other people.
Alex: Please! I'm not accepting a psych evaluation from somebody who texted me for help getting out of the bathroom this morning.
Luke: Boat locks are different!
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‘Lake Life’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] It was Scotty, this local lake kid I met on vacation when I was thirteen. I had a huge crush on him, so on the last day, I decided to take a chance and I kissed him. It was my first time ever kissing a boy, so when he pulled away and said that he wasn't "into this," I was humiliated. I mean, I'd obviously misread signals. He was straight. It was five years before I ever made a move on a guy again. And even then, I wouldn't dare unless he was basically floating across the room. Which is why I ended up with... Well, you know.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: So, um, listen. We... We actually do know each other. Uh... Mitchell Pritchett. Summer of '89? I let you have my Nintendo Game Boy?
Scotty: Mitchy Pritchy! Of course! You were mad about that Game Boy 'cause your dad got you that instead of, like, some Cher album.
Mitchell: "If I Could Turn Back Time." Which brings me to why I'm here.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, Gloria, have you ever seen such pristine blue water?
Gloria: Is that a floating duffel bag?
Cameron: No, that's just a buoy.
Gloria: [gasps] A boy?!
Cameron: No, a buoy.