Claire Quote #670
Quote from Claire in Lake Life
Phil: This is fun. Just the two of us.
Claire: Yeah. And the walking sticks are a real game changer.
Phil: Hold the phone. We've hit a vista.
Claire: Oh.
Phil: Looks like you're not the only mountain chickadee around here.
Claire: You spotted one?
Phil: When it's your turn, note her black bib.
Claire: Okay. Oh, my God.
Phil: Isn't she majestic?
Claire: Phil, we're them. We're the cover of the old people's pamphlet.
Phil: Well, that's a fine "How do ya do."
Claire: Oh, even this guy wouldn't say that!
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‘Lake Life’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] It was Scotty, this local lake kid I met on vacation when I was thirteen. I had a huge crush on him, so on the last day, I decided to take a chance and I kissed him. It was my first time ever kissing a boy, so when he pulled away and said that he wasn't "into this," I was humiliated. I mean, I'd obviously misread signals. He was straight. It was five years before I ever made a move on a guy again. And even then, I wouldn't dare unless he was basically floating across the room. Which is why I ended up with... Well, you know.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: So, um, listen. We... We actually do know each other. Uh... Mitchell Pritchett. Summer of '89? I let you have my Nintendo Game Boy?
Scotty: Mitchy Pritchy! Of course! You were mad about that Game Boy 'cause your dad got you that instead of, like, some Cher album.
Mitchell: "If I Could Turn Back Time." Which brings me to why I'm here.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, Gloria, have you ever seen such pristine blue water?
Gloria: Is that a floating duffel bag?
Cameron: No, that's just a buoy.
Gloria: [gasps] A boy?!
Cameron: No, a buoy.