Mitchell Quote #773
Quote from Mitchell in The Graduates
Mitchell: Um, what are you doing?
Cameron: Well, I'm just trying to see if there's anything else about Lily we haven't noticed. Like... she plays golf?
Mitchell: No, we would know. Aren't there greens fees?
Cameron: And what about this? "La Dolce Vita"?
Mitchell: She likes Italian films? Well, no wonder she thought "Ice Age: Collision Course" was boring.
Cameron: I liked it.
Mitchell: What else? [gasps] A photo of Lily shaking hands with the governor?!
Cameron: What? When?! Okay, maybe we need to start paying more attention.
Mitchell: Or if it ain't broke...
Cameron: Yeah, she's fine.
Mitchell: She's fine.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Graduates’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Manny: Mom, you're already cooking for tomorrow? Don't make a big deal.
Gloria: My baby's graduating. He won the award for Integrity and Character. "No absence, no tardies, respectful to students and teachers alike."
Jay: My school had an award like that, but instead of a sash, that kid got a punch in the mouth. Proud of you, though.
Manny: Why do all your stories involve a punch in the face, a shifty European, or a broad who's been around the block?
Jay: That reminds me of when I had to rough up this Italian kid because he didn't want me dating his sister. She was no nun!
Quote from Javier
Javier: How could I miss it? Manny, the first member of my family to ever graduate from high school.
Jay: Wait a minute. Don't you have a brother in Colombia who's a doctor?
Javier: Yes.
Gloria: He just does orthopedic surgery, not brain or heart.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [singsong] There he is, the graduate.
Phil: I have one word for you, Luke... plastics.
Claire: [normal voice] I don't think he knows that movie, honey.
Phil: Mrs. Dunphy, you're trying to seduce me.