Claire Quote #666
Quote from Claire in The Graduates
Phil: It's the most beautiful gesture I have ever seen.
Luke: It's 100% class. Hey, Mom, didn't you say you had some errands to run?
Claire: Oh. I... in a little while. Uh, yeah. But... um, gosh, it's got fur. Wow. It's like driving a lion.
Luke: Hey, before you go, give us a honk.
Claire: All right. [horn honks to the tune of "We're in the Money"] The horn doesn't help, does it?
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Graduates’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Manny: Mom, you're already cooking for tomorrow? Don't make a big deal.
Gloria: My baby's graduating. He won the award for Integrity and Character. "No absence, no tardies, respectful to students and teachers alike."
Jay: My school had an award like that, but instead of a sash, that kid got a punch in the mouth. Proud of you, though.
Manny: Why do all your stories involve a punch in the face, a shifty European, or a broad who's been around the block?
Jay: That reminds me of when I had to rough up this Italian kid because he didn't want me dating his sister. She was no nun!
Quote from Javier
Javier: How could I miss it? Manny, the first member of my family to ever graduate from high school.
Jay: Wait a minute. Don't you have a brother in Colombia who's a doctor?
Javier: Yes.
Gloria: He just does orthopedic surgery, not brain or heart.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [singsong] There he is, the graduate.
Phil: I have one word for you, Luke... plastics.
Claire: [normal voice] I don't think he knows that movie, honey.
Phil: Mrs. Dunphy, you're trying to seduce me.