Phil Quote #1474
Quote from Phil in All Things Being Equal
Joan: I don't think it should be, "I hope there's a place to park near where I love to have lunch." I think it should be, "I hope there's a place to have lunch near where I love to park." [chuckling] Huh?
[cut to:]
Phil: So, Tibor, tell us why you're excited about a career in parking.
Tibor: Is good.
[back:]
Joan: That's a tough one. My top three... [exhales sharply] Destiny's Child...
Phil: Oh.
Joan: Janet Jackson.
Phil: Yes.
Joan: And my fave Metallica.
Phil: Oh, my goodness, you are so complex.
[back:]
Phil: Tibor, what are your favorite kinds of music?
Tibor: Tibor. Is good?
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[aside to camera:]
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