Claire Quote #658
Quote from Claire in Frank's Wedding
Phil: Frank and Lorraine, today marks the public and legal joining of your souls, marriage being above all else, a contract. [woman coughs] Uh, one of my favorite authors once wrote, "If love is not all, then it is nothing. This principle, and its opposite, collide down all the years of... of my breathless tale." [man yawns]
[aside to camera:]
Claire: Seeing Phil bomb up there, I felt like a mama bird who had just nudged her chick out of the nest without a single pun to break his fall.
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‘Frank's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Joe
Manny: I guess I can go out on the roof and check for monster slobber.
Joe: Okay.
Gloria: No! If he falls from the roof and dies, his ghost will haunt you forever.
Joe: Oh, boy. I do not need a ghost.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Maybe I do overdo it. I remember your mother was really ticked off at me at your baptism when I kept pretending the holy water was boiling. [Phil laughs] Ouch! Ouch! Okay, we don't have to do anything crazy today. Don't worry about it.
Phil: Thanks, Pops.
Frank: But, wait, you're still gonna do my funeral the way we talked about, right?
Phil: That recording of you banging on that piece of wood screaming, "Let me out of here!"
Frank: [laughs] It's a real shame I'm gonna miss that.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I'm turning 70 next year. I know, I look great. One of the few perks of getting up there is the ability to say no without guilt. "Can I have a ride to the airport?" No. Do I want to see your niece's recital? Nuh-unh. "Want to do a walk-a-thon to end global..." I'm gonna stop you right there.