Claire Quote #656
Quote from Claire in Frank's Wedding
Claire: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Phil, why are we the only ones in costume?
Phil: Oh, you're right, doll. Something's screwy. The invitation clearly said "gangster attire optional."
Alex: Optional?!
Phil: Ow!
Ray: You dumbasses actually did it! Jerry, get this!
Claire: No, Jerry, don't get this.
Phil: Uh, everyone, this is Lorraine's son, Ray.
Ray: Mother-daughter, my favorite search category.
Claire: Shouldn't you be partially upright on a "stages of man" chart somewhere?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Frank's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Joe
Manny: I guess I can go out on the roof and check for monster slobber.
Joe: Okay.
Gloria: No! If he falls from the roof and dies, his ghost will haunt you forever.
Joe: Oh, boy. I do not need a ghost.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Maybe I do overdo it. I remember your mother was really ticked off at me at your baptism when I kept pretending the holy water was boiling. [Phil laughs] Ouch! Ouch! Okay, we don't have to do anything crazy today. Don't worry about it.
Phil: Thanks, Pops.
Frank: But, wait, you're still gonna do my funeral the way we talked about, right?
Phil: That recording of you banging on that piece of wood screaming, "Let me out of here!"
Frank: [laughs] It's a real shame I'm gonna miss that.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I'm turning 70 next year. I know, I look great. One of the few perks of getting up there is the ability to say no without guilt. "Can I have a ride to the airport?" No. Do I want to see your niece's recital? Nuh-unh. "Want to do a walk-a-thon to end global..." I'm gonna stop you right there.