Jay Quote #1147
Quote from Jay in Pig Moon Rising
Lily: Why is your finger pink? This isn't mine. I knew the perspective was off.
Haley: It's Cam's fault. He made me copy it from a photo.
Cameron: You know what? I accidentally destroyed the original, and I couldn't live without it.
Mitchell: Mitchell Pritchett, Parenting Magazine. How is forging a child's painting any less egregious than replacing a pig's ashes with Mrs. Pasternak's dead husband?
Cameron: It's not. I'm a hypocrite. My whole life is a lie. Carlos isn't really in the Miami Sound Machine. He's just a... a basic dog groomer. [to Haley] Save your money. I couldn't get you your tickets.
Claire: You're spending money on tickets when you should be spending money on ticket... you know what I mean.
Haley: The concert tickets were for Mitchell.
Jay: So you didn't get my tickets?
Mitchell: No.
Gloria: So you didn't get my tickets.
Jay: The website was insane. You'd need the reflexes of a mongoose.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Pig Moon Rising’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: Oh, what a B-U-tiful morning. I joke because I've been accepted to B.U.
Gloria: Oh, Manny, I'm so proud of you!
Manny: I'm six for six. So many suitors, not sure which to choose from. I feel like Lady Mary in the last season of "Downton Abbey."
Jay: I'd avoid the big football schools.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: This is so slow!
Jay: If you're on the Pritchett's Closets website, we're aware of the slowdown. It's either a hack by the Chinese or that Chinese hack I hired to fix the website.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I miss the days when people stood in actual lines. If you weren't willing to stand in the rain, you didn't get to see Gary Puckett & the Union Gap.