Luke Quote #400

Quote from Luke in Pig Moon Rising

Luke: Wait, this doesn't make any sense. I got rejected by worse schools than this.Why would they want me?
Claire: Why wouldn't they want you? Honey, it's not all about grades. I mean, you were involved in... in... Yay! [all cheer]
Luke: Did you talk to them?
Phil: I'm sorry, what?
Luke: [laptop slams] Show me your tongue.
Phil: I don't know what that would prove.
Cameron: This kind of seems like an embarrassing family moment.
Mitchell: I'm on it.
Luke: Blue! You can't go to that campus without getting a Bulldog Blast.

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 ‘Pig Moon Rising’ Quotes

Quote from Manny

Manny: Oh, what a B-U-tiful morning. I joke because I've been accepted to B.U.
Gloria: Oh, Manny, I'm so proud of you!
Manny: I'm six for six. So many suitors, not sure which to choose from. I feel like Lady Mary in the last season of "Downton Abbey."
Jay: I'd avoid the big football schools.

Quote from Jay

Gloria: This is so slow!
Jay: If you're on the Pritchett's Closets website, we're aware of the slowdown. It's either a hack by the Chinese or that Chinese hack I hired to fix the website.

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Jay: [aside to camera] I miss the days when people stood in actual lines. If you weren't willing to stand in the rain, you didn't get to see Gary Puckett & the Union Gap.