Haley Quote #410

Quote from Haley in Pig Moon Rising

Mitchell: Go get my tickets.
Haley: Is my hair a mess? It's so humid out.
Cameron: You want to talk about humidity? I once spent a steamy weekend with a certain member of the Miami Sound Machine.
Haley: [chuckles] That's crazy! Do you know that they're in town tonight?
Cameron: What?
Haley: Can you get me two tickets?
Cameron: Oh, my God. These hands... they're so small and delicate like a child.
Haley: I know. This watch came from an American Girl doll.
Haley: Are you gonna hook me up or what?
Cameron: Yes, yes. Just as soon as you and your tiny little hands re-create a painting for me. This way.

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 ‘Pig Moon Rising’ Quotes

Quote from Manny

Manny: Oh, what a B-U-tiful morning. I joke because I've been accepted to B.U.
Gloria: Oh, Manny, I'm so proud of you!
Manny: I'm six for six. So many suitors, not sure which to choose from. I feel like Lady Mary in the last season of "Downton Abbey."
Jay: I'd avoid the big football schools.

Quote from Jay

Gloria: This is so slow!
Jay: If you're on the Pritchett's Closets website, we're aware of the slowdown. It's either a hack by the Chinese or that Chinese hack I hired to fix the website.

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Jay: [aside to camera] I miss the days when people stood in actual lines. If you weren't willing to stand in the rain, you didn't get to see Gary Puckett & the Union Gap.