Phil Quote #1460
Quote from Phil in Pig Moon Rising
Claire: Phil, you can't possibly be struggling with this decision.
Phil: Do you know what happens to magicians who reveal their secrets, Claire? They're shunned.
Claire: Doesn't that happen already?
Phil: Listen, I possess knowledge passed down from the ancient Egyptian conjurers to the prestidigitators of the Dark Ages to the amateur illusionists of today.
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