Phil Quote #1459
Quote from Phil in Pig Moon Rising
Dean Hinden: While you're here, I've always wanted to ask you something. You remember that magic trick you used to do where you got out of a straitjacket blindfolded?
Phil: Barnum's Humbug.
Dean Hinden: Yeah. That one. How'd you do it?
Phil: Magic. I-I feel like...
Dean Hinden: No, no, no, really... I've been trying to figure it out for years.
Phil: Um, I'm sorry. It's... It's not customary for a magician to reveal his secrets.
Dean Hinden: It's also not "customary" for a dean of admissions to alter an applicant's status, so... I'll go get the straitjacket from the nurse.
Claire: You're gonna do it, right?
Phil: I don't know. Let me bounce on it.
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