Phil Quote #1456
Quote from Phil in Pig Moon Rising
Phil: We're here to see the Dean of Admissions. We called. We're the Dunphys.
Receptionist: Ah. I'll tell Dean Hinden you're here.
Phil: Um, eh... Hinden?
Receptionist: Yes. Dean Rudolf Hinden.
Phil: I have a bad feeling.
Claire: Well, honey, you did just have two of those antifreezes.
Phil: No. Rudy Hinden, we were classmates. Super annoying, always "on." We cheered together, we... we tumbled together, we rolled around together, we were never close.
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‘Pig Moon Rising’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: Oh, what a B-U-tiful morning. I joke because I've been accepted to B.U.
Gloria: Oh, Manny, I'm so proud of you!
Manny: I'm six for six. So many suitors, not sure which to choose from. I feel like Lady Mary in the last season of "Downton Abbey."
Jay: I'd avoid the big football schools.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: This is so slow!
Jay: If you're on the Pritchett's Closets website, we're aware of the slowdown. It's either a hack by the Chinese or that Chinese hack I hired to fix the website.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I miss the days when people stood in actual lines. If you weren't willing to stand in the rain, you didn't get to see Gary Puckett & the Union Gap.