Phil Quote #1455
Quote from Phil in Pig Moon Rising
Phil: It's an e-mail for Luke from my alma mater. Let's get him!
Claire: Oh, no, no! No, what if it's more bad news? Maybe you should read it first.
Phil: Claire, I am as anxious as you are to find out if he's gonna be a Bulldog like his old man, but we can't violate his trust. Sure, we could mark it as unread to cover our tracks, but we'd know...
Claire: He didn't get in.
Phil: What?! He's a legacy! Bulldog drool courses through his jowls!
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‘Pig Moon Rising’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: Oh, what a B-U-tiful morning. I joke because I've been accepted to B.U.
Gloria: Oh, Manny, I'm so proud of you!
Manny: I'm six for six. So many suitors, not sure which to choose from. I feel like Lady Mary in the last season of "Downton Abbey."
Jay: I'd avoid the big football schools.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: This is so slow!
Jay: If you're on the Pritchett's Closets website, we're aware of the slowdown. It's either a hack by the Chinese or that Chinese hack I hired to fix the website.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I miss the days when people stood in actual lines. If you weren't willing to stand in the rain, you didn't get to see Gary Puckett & the Union Gap.