Mitchell Quote #757
Quote from Mitchell in Pig Moon Rising
Cameron: Hello, Mitchell.
Mitchell: Oh, God! [gasps, coughs]
Cameron: Is everything okay? You're looking a little ashen.
Mitchell: I'm fine. I-I... I accidentally spilled pig Lily's ashes, and I... I thought that I would...
Cameron: You would just replace them with Morris Pasternak's?
Mitchell: How'd you know?
Cameron: His class ring is by your foot.
Mitchell: Oh, yeah.
Cameron: That pig was my best friend.
Mitchell: Didn't you eat her mother?
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