Phil Quote #1454
Quote from Phil in Pig Moon Rising
Phil: Hey, buddy.
Luke: Nothing! [closes laptop] Sorry. Habit. I'm not actually doing anything wrong. Just checking to see if I got into A.S.U.
Phil: Without us?! Guys, get in here! It's happening!
[aside to camera:]
Claire: [aside to camera] Phil saw videos online of families celebrating the moment their kid got into college.
Phil: For pure drama, you can't beat that thing when an entire family's nervous anticipation turns into an explosion of utter joy.
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‘Pig Moon Rising’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: Oh, what a B-U-tiful morning. I joke because I've been accepted to B.U.
Gloria: Oh, Manny, I'm so proud of you!
Manny: I'm six for six. So many suitors, not sure which to choose from. I feel like Lady Mary in the last season of "Downton Abbey."
Jay: I'd avoid the big football schools.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I miss the days when people stood in actual lines. If you weren't willing to stand in the rain, you didn't get to see Gary Puckett & the Union Gap.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: This is so slow!
Jay: If you're on the Pritchett's Closets website, we're aware of the slowdown. It's either a hack by the Chinese or that Chinese hack I hired to fix the website.