Mitchell Quote #752
Quote from Mitchell in Finding Fizbo
Martin: Hello, fruit of your father's loins.
Mitchell: "Mitchell's" fine.
Martin: You know, speaking of Jay-
Mitchell: You brought him up.
Martin: Well, your father and I had a moment, a couple of years ago when he was pretending to be gay so that he could bowl in our league. I know he said it was all an act, but what I felt from him, it was just so very real.
Mitchell: Okay, Martin, I hate to break this to you, but my dad is potentially the straightest man on the planet.
Martin: Yeah, but that not withstanding, do you think maybe you could give me his phone number? It's just always felt like unfinished business to me. I am not giving you his phone number.
Martin: I'll give you my trophy.
Mitchell: It's 3-1-0...
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[aside to camera:]
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[aside to camera:]
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