Frank Quote #38

Quote from Frank in Finding Fizbo

Phil: Now, if it's not too much trouble, maybe we could get back on schedule. We don't want to miss Sedaka's opening act Extremely Little Richard.
Frank: Good golly, is he small!
Ray: Change of plans I traded those tickets for seats to "Sexcalibur."
Phil: You what?
Ray: It's a dirty "Medieval Times."
Phil: Are you kidding me?
Frank: It's okay, Phil. I waited 79 years to see Neil Sedaka. I can wait another 79.

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 ‘Finding Fizbo’ Quotes

Quote from Haley

Haley: Who are you texting?
Alex: Ahh! No one. I'm just reading my horoscope.
Haley: Liar. Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything's already happened.

Quote from Alex

Alex: 110 pages? What time are we supposed to get out of here?
Claire: Oh, honey, you got a hot date tonight?
Haley: Mom, don't be mean. Ignore her.
[aside to camera:]
Alex: I actually am in a relationship, but I've been hiding it from everybody because I have once again chosen somebody that is completely inappropriate. It's this older guy Ben. He works for my mother, and he lives with his mother. I'm like a moth to a flame if the flame is an underachieving man-child with a Tasmanian Devil tattoo on his butt.

Quote from Manny

Manny: Anyway, when it's over, feel free to share your thoughts what you liked, what you loved, but also the negatives what went over your head, any words you didn't know.
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I'm submitting my latest play to a young playwrights festival, but I want to hear it out loud first to be sure I've hit all my emotional marks. One might ask, "Why all female characters?" Let's just say, write what you know. [clicks tongue] Wait. To clarify, I understand women. I don't feel like I am one.