Alex Quote #290
Quote from Alex in Finding Fizbo
Haley: There's a dude, isn't there?
Alex: What? No.
Haley: Sneaking off with your phone, the clean hair, your one bra that fits properly spill.
Alex: [scoffs] Okay, fine. There is a dude.
Haley: Oh, God, it's not another high-school boy, is it?
Alex: No. He's legal. He's just embarrassing in a different way.
Haley: You know you've been like this your whole life ashamed of the romantic, sexual part of you. Honestly, it seems like you think you don't deserve it, but you do. And if this guy is fun and good to you and doesn't ride a scooter, let it be okay.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Finding Fizbo’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Who are you texting?
Alex: Ahh! No one. I'm just reading my horoscope.
Haley: Liar. Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything's already happened.
Quote from Alex
Alex: 110 pages? What time are we supposed to get out of here?
Claire: Oh, honey, you got a hot date tonight?
Haley: Mom, don't be mean. Ignore her.
[aside to camera:]
Alex: I actually am in a relationship, but I've been hiding it from everybody because I have once again chosen somebody that is completely inappropriate. It's this older guy Ben. He works for my mother, and he lives with his mother. I'm like a moth to a flame if the flame is an underachieving man-child with a Tasmanian Devil tattoo on his butt.
Quote from Manny
Manny: Anyway, when it's over, feel free to share your thoughts what you liked, what you loved, but also the negatives what went over your head, any words you didn't know.
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I'm submitting my latest play to a young playwrights festival, but I want to hear it out loud first to be sure I've hit all my emotional marks. One might ask, "Why all female characters?" Let's just say, write what you know. [clicks tongue] Wait. To clarify, I understand women. I don't feel like I am one.